Over 1,000 Sightings in Three Years

Startling statistics have emerged showing that Parliament has been bombarded by over 1,000 reports of rats and other vermin in the past three years. The pest control team at the Commons has been called a staggering 541 times in 2023 alone, dwarfing the numbers from previous years.

Expert Tasked with Tackling the Infestation

A dedicated expert has been stationed on the Estate to combat the nuisance rodents that have infested the Gothic Palace of Westminster. This specialist is working tirelessly to rid the iconic building of the furry invaders.

Plumbing Problems and Lift Incidents

It's not just rats that MPs have to contend with in their day-to-day work. The figures also shed light on numerous on-site issues, including dodgy toilets. Since 2021, there have been a staggering 11,182 plumbing problems reported across Parliament, with 5,211 occurring last year. Additionally, there have been 2,002 mechanical incidents related to lifts on the Estate during the same period.

Lib Dem MP Raises Concerns

Liberal Democrat Treasury spokesperson, Sarah Olney, highlighted the severity of the situation, stating, "With the number of leaks from this conservative government, people often say they smell a rat in Parliament. Now we know it's literally true." Olney emphasized the importance of taking swift action to ensure the safety of the Palace of Westminster, which she described as the heart of British democracy.