Department of Health Removes Office Where Scandal Unfolded

The office where former Health Secretary Matt Hancock was caught kissing his aide Gina Coladangelo has been completely removed by the Department of Health. The scandalous incident, which broke Covid rules and ended both Hancock's marriage and political career, is now just a memory.

Relaxation Area for DoH Staff

The space that once housed the infamous office has been transformed into a relaxation area for Department of Health staff. Tired of being reminded of the scandal, employees can now enjoy a chillout zone in the very spot where Hancock's career took a nosedive.

A Symbol of Betrayal

Many people in the country will never forget the image of Hancock and Coladangelo locked in a passionate embrace. While the office may no longer physically exist, it will forever remain a symbol of betrayal. The DoH staff hope that the new space will bring solace and become a selfie-magnet.

Calls to Preserve the Door as a National Reminder

Families affected by the Covid-19 pandemic, who feel betrayed by Hancock's actions, are calling for the door he peered around before inviting Coladangelo in to be located and preserved as a "national reminder" of his misconduct. They want it to serve as a symbol of the consequences of his actions.

DoH Confirms Office Transformation

The Department of Health has confirmed that the ministerial offices, including the one where the scandal unfolded, have been repurposed as recreational areas. The transformation signifies a new chapter for the department, one that aims to move past the controversy and focus on its important work.